Hilarious Drummer Jokes

Drummers can be serious when learning their music, as well as when they are playing their drums. However, a joke here and there can help lighten the mood. There are many drumming jokes to be found on the Internet, from various websites. These include jokes that are suitable for children, and ones that are meant for adult eyes only. A few funny drummer jokes are:

How can you tell a drummer's at the door?
The knocking speeds up.

Or a variation-

How can you tell when a drummer's at the door?
He doesn't know when to come in.

These and others can be found at Drum Jokes, but be warned, some of them poke fun! More jokes like these can be found at Gimp 137.For example:

Why do bands have bass players?
To translate for the drummer.

At Tenstorylove, readers can enjoy a variety of drumming jokes, such as:

What's the difference between a drummer and government bonds?
Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.

For the 23 best drummer jokes ever printed, check out the article at Musicradar. Or, visit Bigpond for jokes galore. Tigerbill offers drummer and other instrument jokes, as well as a joke of the day. Boulder Drummer is full of one-liner jokes as well as longer, story type drumming jokes. An example of one would be as follows:

A drummer walks into the public library and tells the librarian: "I would like to order a hamburger, French fries, and a small root beer."

The librarian asks, "Don't you know where you are? This is a library!"

The drummer blushes and whispers, "Sorry.... I would like to order a hamburger, French fries, and a small root beer."

Still more drummer jokes, along with other musical jokes, stories and one-liners can be found at Ducksdeluxe, Hotsound, Got Jokes, and Jt Blues.

Drummer jokes are a great way for kids and adults alike to break the ice and get a good laugh. Browse through these sites today and find a personal favorite!